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Ashlee Simpson Calls Her Boobs Amazing

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“Singer” Ashlee Simpson, 21, admitted to having an eating disorder for a six month period while she was studying to be a dancer. She said that she’s over that now, and thinks it’s sad that people can’t accept their bodies. She then admits to loving her body a little too much:

“I have amazing boobs. I do; I know it. They’re not too big, not too small. They’re just perfect.”

“It’s sexy not to be a bone,” Ashlee proclaims

At least the praise is coming from Ashlee herself, and not her creepy-ass father.

Ashlee and her great tits surfed on an MTV special “Kelly Slater Celebrity Surf Invitational,” that aired on March 25.

Here are some pictures of Ashlee surfing and contorting her face at a concert in San Juan, Puerto Rico on Saturday. Ashlee will play in Wisconsin tomorrow night, but it may be empty in the concert hall. As of last week less than 1,000 tickets were sold.

Seven more pictures after the jump.



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Sarah Jenkins

Sarah Jenkins

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Sarah Jenkins is a veteran tech journalist with over 12 years of experience covering artificial intelligence, mobile innovations, and digital ethics. Her insights have appeared in leading technology publications worldwide.

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