Janice Dickinson must be the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. How this creature used to be a supermodel is absolutely beyond me. Even without the trout pout, I can’t imagine her ever looking like anything less than a puddle of mud. I think it’s her terrible personality that makes her so unattractive. If she weren’t such a raving bitch I wouldn’t be okay with calling her ugly. But as it stands, I think it’s just that her soul is so vile it’s actually oozing out her pores.
Here’s a little J-Dick story to give the kiddies nightmares before bed:
JANICE Dickinson sure knows how to distract a pilot. The so-called original supermodel was on a recent private NetJets flight from LA to NY when she strolled into the cockpit and flashed the pilot, said a source. “She just went in and did a little shimmy and walked out,” said the source. Dickinson tells us through her rep that she’d “admit it if I did it,” but claims she didn’t. A NetJets rep declined to comment.
[From the New York Post]
I have no idea how private planes work, but I’d guess that some sort of FAA violation. Which might mean it’s hogwash, I don’t know. But Janice is vile enough to try to crash a plane mid-air. Which is the only thing she could possibly be trying to do. There’s no way she could think a man would WANT to see her tater tots.
Here’s Janice leaving Bristol Farms after doing some shopping in Los Angeles yesterday. I always do that with my carrots too. Images thanks to WENN.
