It’s not really red though, is it? It’s like ginger mixed with a pink tinge. I’d imagine it’s difficult to go back to her natural deep red hair, after years of damaging it with breaching, extensions and whatever that dark stuff was. Much like Britney Spears and her pink wig, I think the harbinger of Lindsay Lohan’s doom is always her bleached hair. Sure, she’s still a crackhead with red hair and black hair, but the shenanigans are kicked up a notch when she’s blonde. All of her big legal troubles come when she’s blonde – all of her booking photos have been as a blonde.
So, in that way, the red is an improvement. A whole new Lindsay! But she still looks like a junkie, doesn’t she? The newly red hair is thin, lank and dirty, and Linds is still giving me junkie vibes. Oh, well.
One last thing – remember how Snooki’s sentencing judge called her a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe” and Dina Lohan got on her overly medicated high-horse and said that she was “very disappointed” in the judge? Well, Snooki wasn’t happy with the comparison either. She told People Magazine, “I definitely thought it was harsh. I never drank and drove, I don’t do drugs – I do nothing that Lindsay does, so it was definitely a little overboard.” Damn, she’s right. Snooki was just a drunken public mess, and pretty harmless. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan is going to kill someone one of these days. By the way, how great is it that Snooki doesn’t even want to be compared to Lindsay?
Lindsay on Sept. 10, 2010. Credit: Fame.
