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Tyra Banks’ Croydon Facelift: Does She (Gasp) Need Some Bangs?

What are the facts regarding Tyra Banks’ Croydon Facelift: Does She (Gasp) Need Some Bangs? Read our comprehensive breakdown in this feature article.

I’m not a big fan of making fun of someone’s overly-large forehead, because seriously, they can’t help it. Plus, I’m so opposed to bangs, I much rather see an adult woman’s forehead than have to look at some bangs trauma. In Tyra Banks’s case, I will admit that she generally looks better with a “softer” hairstyle, anything less severe than this Croydon Facelift she was working at last night’s Keep A Child Alive Black Ball. Incidentally, most attendees wore white and black… but not TYRA. Of course not. She wore this cheap-looking purple gown and worked her forehead like a Kardashian. That’s who Ty-Ty reminds me of here – Kim Kardashian. Neither woman should wear their hair pulled back this tight EVER. It makes Tyra look like a Disney villainess.

I’m also including some photos of Alicia Keys, who was the hostess of the event, and Swizz Beatz, who is still playing the dutiful husband (in public, but in private it’s a mess). I don’t even know what ‘Licia is wearing.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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Marcus Vance

Marcus Vance

Cybersecurity & Digital Privacy Researcher

Marcus Vance is a cybersecurity auditor and technology writer dedicated to educating the public about online safety, data privacy regulations, enterprise security, and emerging cyber threats.

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